shut up, meg

luekhemmings:

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numbrellas:

q’d on holiday!

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

208,442 notes · 5 days ago
295,629 notes · 6 days ago

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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290,062 notes · 6 days ago

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels)

360,764 notes · 6 days ago

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: marvelcolm)

316,489 notes · 6 days ago

blacklistecl:

it’s 2.30 am time to get started on homework

(Source: cutefollower)

23,049 notes · 6 days ago

nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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122,920 notes · 6 days ago

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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(Source: heteroh)

527,434 notes · 6 days ago

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

196,680 notes · 6 days ago
snatchedweaves:

room with a view
133,201 notes · 6 days ago

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

303,871 notes · 6 days ago