one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
it’s 2.30 am time to get started on homework
asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside